savlynnhes:

nilincartierwellsfuyutsukifanfic:

songofages:

This was ad-libbed by the voice actor, Craig Ferguson and they chose to keep it in because they loved it. Kids won’t get it but adults will be thinking “did he just imply what I think he implied?”

And later the director confirmed it.

DeBlois revealed that, the reason Gobber never got married, is because he is homosexual. This makes him the first homosexual character of the franchise, and even DreamWorks itself.

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I thought maybe he lost his dick like he lost his leg and hand

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Arden Cho / photoshoot



Anonymous wondered:
sterek + (412):My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.

coyotequeens:

Stiles wakes up naked and hungover, skin too hot, a horrible buzzing noise vibrating between his ears. He groans wholeheartedly and flips onto his stomach, kicking a leg out from under the blankets to try to cool down, grimacing at the sticky-sore feeling of his thighs.

“Dude,” he sighs into his pillow. “You fucking wrecked my ass — in the best way possible.”

There’s no response from the dude he brought home last night. Stiles lifts his head from the pillow and scowls when he sees the bed’s empty next to him. He raises himself up higher, scowl deepening when he sees no note on the nightstand, the dude’s jeans gone from the floor.

“Fucker,” Stiles mutters, flopping back down onto the mattress. He probably shouldn’t expect any more - or less - from a hookup, but he can’t help the unhappy twist of his stomach. The guy from last night - Derek, he’d said in the cab home, almost shyly, like he hadn’t just had his tongue down Stiles’ throat. He’d been different than the guys Stiles usually went home with; there was the fact that Stiles had brought him home, for one, usually a huge no-no for him. And yeah, there’d been that usual frantic round of sex when they first got through the door, but after, Derek hadn’t even pretended to think about leaving, drawing an arm across Stiles’ chest and shoving his face up against his neck. They’d watched two episodes of Bob’s Burgers on Stiles’ laptop and then they’d fucked again, and it’d been so different that time, quiet and slow. Derek kept touching his face and kissing him like it meant something. It’d felt - well, it hadn’t felt like a hook-up, so Stiles feels like he can’t be blamed for hoping the dude would still be there when he woke up.

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reflectingblue:

raakellars:

bansheeandahunter:

False rape accusations are an anomaly.

True rape accusations are a norm.

You’re, quite literally, more likely to be killed by a comet than falsely accused of rape.

Re-blog now, read later.

"Because 1 in 33 men will be raped in his lifetime, men are 82,000x more likely to be raped than falsely accused of rape. It seems many of us would do well to pay more attention to how rape culture affects us all than be paranoid about false accusers.”


dancinbutterfly:

biruskis:

If the Winter Soldier was responsible for the Kennedy assassination and Magneto tried to STOP the Kennedy assassination then that must mean somehow Magneto lost a fight to a guy wITH AN ENTirE ARm MADE OF METAL

Thats how big a badass Bucky Barnes is.

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gayerthantegan:

pumpkinpieinyoureyes:

jessiesula:

pizzaforpresident:

I’m so done with this planet

she saved two lives and all they care about is her nipple.

this is sexism, my friends.

This is just fucking ridiculous! I’m sure the last thing she gave a shit about was her nipple coming out while she was SAVING HER CHILD AND THEIR NANNY! 

The saddest part is that two people were drowning, one of them was a child, and these photographers thought it was more important to take pictures rather than help.

That sad

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thechildebeast:

classic marius


hoechlined:

Sterek AU: Derek and Stiles lose their memories and by trying to figure out who they are they just assume that they must be boyfriends.

Based on this lovely fic.

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dr-kara:

jasongraceless:

killer—ink:

I passed a flower shop next to a tattoo shop and at first I laughed because I thought it was ironic and then i freaked because IMAGINE YOUR OTP IN A FLORIST/TATTOO ARTIST AU

oh no

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oceanashenue:

so today my ap art history teacher was teaching us about Hapshetsut the only female pharaoh and he was like “have you seen women they can pop out a baby and be like alright let’s go” and then he walked over to this guy and aimed his fist towards his balls and the guy flinched and held his crotch so he was like “men may be stronger but women are tougher” and then he said “so when someone tells you to grow a pair, they mean ovaries”


imsecretlyanachievementhunter:

If you don’t think that these two are LITERALLY THE CUTEST YOU ARE WRONG.


buy-cats:

Florida sucks ass.

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Parrish accidentally getting in touch with his supernatural side  (◡‿◡✿)  

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